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Play pepper with those would-be assailants. Strike Back is America's #1 self-defense spray. Comes in key-ring holsters, pocket pen or canister forms. Give bad guys a full taste while being tasteful--Strike Back includes an attractive leatherette case. Call Strike Back of Middle TN, 615.491.8771; email john4328@att.net.
Friends been needling you to get a tattoo? Don't be a wallflower--we have experience, plenty of artistic diversity, and hospital-grade sterilization. All forms and styles--custom designs or a large array of flash art to choose from. Walk-ins, fly-ins or appointments welcome. Music City Tattoo,1022 16th Ave. S.; 615.742.8822.
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Let someone else do it for you. Large selection of books on tape, $1 to $2 each. Also have baseball cards looking for a new home (owner has soured on the sport). Call 615.516.5678.
